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9 June 2008

That’s just about exactly how it would be

Filed under: Janeites Run Amok, Online — Mags @ 1:18 am

Alert Janeites Ann and Lisa sent us a link to a comic featuring Jane Austen. Were she writing today, that’s EXACTLY how it would be. Admit it, Team Darcy, y’all are a little bit scary. (Whereas Team Tilney is perfectly balanced, erudite, and thoughtful about our obsession with a fictional character.)

Ann pointed out that the comments to the thread are worth reading, and we would like to point out that all of Kate Beaton’s comics are worth reading–work your way back through the archives. (We especially liked the Date With Lord Nelson.)

Emma: Pro and Con

Filed under: Jane's Novels — Mags @ 1:08 am

The Sidney Morning Herald debates Emma. (The novel. That’s how it’s done, Gentle and Not-so-gentle Readers.)

First, pro:

As with all great novels, you can read Emma from many points of view and argue about her for hours on end. There is nothing shallow or slapdash about this book — it is a masterpiece.

Hear hear! Now…

The book even lacks a great, heart-stopping, romantic conclusion.

Oh really?

“You are going in, I suppose?” said he.

“No,”–replied Emma–quite confirmed by the depressed manner in which he still spoke–”I should like to take another turn. Mr. Perry is not gone.” And, after proceeding a few steps, she added–”I stopped you ungraciously, just now, Mr. Knightley, and, I am afraid, gave you pain.–But if you have any wish to speak openly to me as a friend, or to ask my opinion of any thing that you may have in contemplation–as a friend, indeed, you may command me.–I will hear whatever you like. I will tell you exactly what I think.”

“As a friend!”–repeated Mr. Knightley.–”Emma, that I fear is a word–No, I have no wish–Stay, yes, why should I hesitate?–I have gone too far already for concealment.–Emma, I accept your offer–Extraordinary as it may seem, I accept it, and refer myself to you as a friend.–Tell me, then, have I no chance of ever succeeding?”

He stopped in his earnestness to look the question, and the expression of his eyes overpowered her.

“My dearest Emma,” said he, “for dearest you will always be, whatever the event of this hour’s conversation, my dearest, most beloved Emma–tell me at once. Say ‘No,’ if it is to be said.”–She could really say nothing.–”You are silent,” he cried, with great animation; “absolutely silent! at present I ask no more.”

Emma was almost ready to sink under the agitation of this moment. The dread of being awakened from the happiest dream, was perhaps the most prominent feeling.

“I cannot make speeches, Emma:” he soon resumed; and in a tone of such sincere, decided, intelligible tenderness as was tolerably convincing.–”If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more. But you know what I am.–You hear nothing but truth from me.–I have blamed you, and lectured you, and you have borne it as no other woman in England would have borne it.–Bear with the truths I would tell you now, dearest Emma, as well as you have borne with them. The manner, perhaps, may have as little to recommend them. God knows, I have been a very indifferent lover.–But you understand me.–Yes, you see, you understand my feelings–and will return them if you can. At present, I ask only to hear, once to hear your voice.”

Not heart-stopping? Dorothy just had to give us a righteous thump on the chest. Back to the article:

Emma’s relationship with Mr Knightley does not cut it. He is too censorious of Emma’s matchmaking

Maybe because she wasn’t very good at it?

and, dammit, too old. It’s icky.

Trying a little too hard there.

Variety touts Miss Austen Regrets for an Emmy

Filed under: Miss Austen Regrets — Mags @ 12:57 am

This makes us happy.

MISS AUSTEN REGRETS (PBS)

Fast facts: Had to run against the Super Bowl in most of the country.

Variety review: “Beautifully shot and graced with a splendid performance by Olivia Williams, Jane Austen biopic ‘Miss Austen Regrets’ focuses on a relatively narrow window in the author’s life, serving as something of a companion to ‘Becoming Jane,’ the 2007 feature about a young Austen starring Anne Hathaway. It is also, blessedly, less sappy than the Austen adaptations surrounding it within what ‘Masterpiece Theater’ has christened ‘The Complete Jane Austen.’”

Indeed! From Variety’s pages to the Academy’s shortlist!

Is the sacrifice worth it?

Filed under: Janeite Crafts — Mags @ 12:55 am

This is a pretty nifty bracelet, except for the cutting up Pride and Prejudice part.

Pride and Prejudice on stage in Georgia

Filed under: Stage — Mags @ 12:54 am

Theatre on Main in Acworth, Georgia, is currently presenting a stage production of Pride and Prejudice. The show runs through June 21. tickets are $15 and available at the box office.

 

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