What was that about winning Colin again?
Found via Smart Bitches Trashy Books, here’s a contest to win a Colin incubus of your very own to use as you will.
It is, of course, for “entertainment” purposes only. I’m hoping Sherry can tweak how “Colin” appears to his lucky owner, so I’ve made some very specific suggestions to her.
* Upper-class British accent
* Sexy, Georgian-style sideburns
* Very tall, with warm eyes
* Large, sensitive hands
* Gently waving, silky brown hair
* Haughty demeanor that melts when he sees you
* He will love you “just as you are.”
Yes, but will he say “dearest, loveliest Elizabeth” on command? And buy you furs and sexy lingerie? (oops, wrong Darcy)
Update: Colin the Sex Slave Incubus comes with a Genuine Sapphire Gem Stone Ring! This is getting really hard to pass up.
March 1st, 2008 at 10:59 pm
That’s creepy.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I think it’s freakin’ hilarious! I entered and will report on the results. As Esri said, it’s for entertainment purposes only.
March 4th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I saw this the other day, I nearly fell off my chair laughing!
March 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Just wanted to thank you guys for mentioning my contest. I’m still getting visitors who come from your site. Austen rules!
P.S. I’ll be interviewing “Colin” the ring after I choose the contest winner (on April 1st). In preparation, I’m putting together a tiny Georgian room, furnished from a dollhouse-accessories supplier.
P.P.S. Now if only I had written a book about an incubus-possessed ring or even one about Colin Firth, as opposed to a book about elves.