We do believe we’ve been called out. DOROTHY! Bring us the big knife Cluebat!
Some Austen fans have complained that Hathaway should never have got the job. To those people, who have been blogging indignantly for months, the idea that this extravagantly beautiful 24-year-old American, born in Brooklyn, should be entrusted with the task of playing the home-counties spinster who wrote all their favourite novels must seem like the worst kind of Hollywood blasphemy.
Certainly we’ve been blogging indignantly for months (years, even), but not about whether Miss Annie should have the role. We’re a heck of a lot more concerned about the Made Up Story. Not that that doesn’t stop us from snarking when she says something really stupid in the public press. We are unclear if her “people” think it’s cute or charming when she does so or if they are genuinely clueless as to how bad it makes their client appear, but really, the child needs some media training. When we are presented with such opportunities for pure comedy gold, we can hardly be expected to turn them down. This is, after all, AustenBlog. (more…)