He says that like it’s a bad thing
Alert Janeite Allison T sent us a link to an article from the Eye Weekly proposing an all-Austen television network. Sounds like a grand idea to us!
# Movie: * Emma Pinochet (1996, Comedy) Courtney Cox, Tom Bosley. Beautiful young girl imitates dictator father by bossing her friends around. When a peasant proposes to her girlfriend, Emma has him flown over the Pacific in a helicopter and thrown to the sharks. She eventually learns the error of her bossy ways, and marries her father’s security advisor. Directed by Amy Heckerling. (To 9:45 p.m.) 85672
We would watch that.
$ The Simpsons Bart is sent home from school after insisting that Jane Austen has a bionic eye. (CC) 50137
Doesn’t she?
# Movie: ** Pride And Prejudice XXIV: Massacre At Longbourn High (1996, Horror) Jennifer Cooke, Thom Matthews. Lizzie discovers Wickham hiding in the girl’s changeroom, wearing a hockey mask and carrying a chainsaw dripping with fresh blood. Wickham claims he is there to catch Darcy, the captain of the football team, who has been murdering the cheerleaders of Longbourn High. Directed by Tom McLoughlin. (To 6:30 a.m.) 31184729
*falls over laughing*
Twilight Zone Romance-loving waitress wishes herself back into Regency England and is forced to work in textile mill. (CC) 48592
No no no no no…that’s the ALL-ELIOT network, silly.
September 1st, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Hilarious! I love Darcy as a cheerleader-offing football captain. ROFL
September 2nd, 2006 at 4:48 pm
That sounds hilarious! I would definately watch.
“Pride And Prejudice XXI: Black Wedding (1996, Horror) Margot Kidder, John Saxon. Upset that Elizabeth Bennet has spurned his marriage proposals, Mr. Collins hides in the cellar of Longbourn, killing off her sisters with a rusty axe. Directed by Bob Clark (To 3 a.m.)”
haha…I think I found that one a bit too funny.
September 8th, 2006 at 11:06 pm
It’s “LizzY,” NOT “LizzIE.” *headdesk*