Michael Eisner: Friend of Jane (not) (probably not)
But the story about the soon-to-be-former Disney chief made us laugh a little, enough to pass it on.
I first met Eisner in 1986. In those days, he had a wonderful, avuncular P.R. man—the late Erwin Okun—who made sure Eisner knew enough about a journalist to flatter him or her into a state of near senselessness. Before that first meeting, Okun learned that I liked Jane Austen. Almost as soon as I sat down in the chair, Eisner told me he was re-reading Pride and Prejudice in my honor. “Quick,” I wanted to say. “What’s Darcy’s first name?” (Answer: Fitzwilliam.)
Soon after the interview, an envelope arrived at my office (then at the Daily News in the San Fernando Valley). Inside was a pamphlet, “The Jane Austen Map of England,” and a red-ink note written in Eisner’s boyish scrawl.
Dear ‘Janeite’ Kim,
I thought you would enjoy the Jane Austen Map of England as I start my abandonment of Romanticism (goodbye Hawthorne, Melville, Dumas and even good old Emily Bronte) toward realism and order and discipline. And I’ve already read 100 pages of Pride and Prejudice.
Neoclassically yours,
MichaelYes, I was cynical of this gesture. What harried assistant had really tracked down the Jane Austen Map of England? Did he or she also supply an executive summary of the major themes of English literature? Yet, the fact that I kept the note shows how effective it was. And looking back, I realize that it underscores a point in which Eisner took considerable pride. “I was an English major!” the note screams. “Unlike those schmucks David Geffen, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and even Barry Diller—one of the few people who actually intimidates me on God’s earth—I have a college diploma!”
After 100 pages, we would be astonished if he had been able to tell Mr. Darcy’s Christian name–but perhaps the P.R. flack would have read the Cliff Notes.
And Mike, buddy–if you’re such a bloody great Austen fan, couldn’t you have reined Harvey in a little on MP2? Sheesh.
October 4th, 2005 at 10:12 am
*chuckling* why do I find this so funny.