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1 August 2005

A state of Austen Zen

Filed under: Jane in the News — Mags @ 10:21 pm

We are fond of a good haiku, and David M. Bader has written a book that boils down the greatest works of literature to three lines, including Pride and Prejudice.

Single white lass seeks

landed gent for marriage, whist.

No parsons, thank you.

Insert your own Mr. Darcy/Nirvana joke here. ;-)

We need to turn our mind to Northanger Abbey via haiku, then chant Henryyyyyy…Henryyyyyyy…

3 Responses to “A state of Austen Zen”

  1. Marybeth Says:

    Not that you’re looking for a haiku about Northanger Abbey, but here’s one based on the only thing I can remember from the 1980s adaptation with my apologies in advance:

    How many birds had
    to die to make this film? Hats
    in the bath? Oh dear.

  2. Mags Says:

    HA! Good one. :-)

    Henryyyyyyyy…Henryyyyyyyyy…

    (We all have our own way of achieving Nirvana.)

  3. Julie P. Says:

    I am reminded of the way “Book a Minute Classics” describes the JA canon:

    Female Lead
    I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know.

    Male Lead

    I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know.

    (They find out.)

    THE END

    It’s not quite as much fun as reading the books themselves, but we have to admit it’s accurate. ;)

 

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