Capital, capital!
A paean to the joy of Darcy Sideburns, disguised as a review of the 1995 BBC miniseries of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, which will be broadcast on the Australian television network ABC this Sunday:
Oh, Mr Darcy! Eliza Bennet knows the measure of a man is a brooding burn. Not the short burn. Not the parallel burn. No, a bit of an anvil with a touch of mutton-chop. A burn of scorching desire that undresses the soul. Intense barbering to light a bonfire in a light and pleasing, muddy-booted woman’s vivacious heart. A perfect combination of man and sullen sidepanels. Yes, oh yes, yes, yes.
Go read it, really.
